✨ Your texts didn’t send? Laptop crashed? Ex slid into your DMs?Don’t worry. It’s not you, it’s Mercury retrograde. This funny astrology T-shirt is perfect for anyone who uses the stars as their ultimate excuse for chaos. Whether you’re dodging drama, blaming the planets, or just trying to survive another retrograde, this tee has you covered.
🌙 Why You’ll Love It: ✔ Super-soft cotton for retrograde comfort. ✔ Perfect astrology gift for zodiac lovers, star watchers, and cosmic thinkers. ✔ Aesthetic celestial design featuring a chill astronaut balancing the cosmic chaos.
