✨ Mercury retrograde? Mars square your Moon? Maybe just… don’t text. Stay ahead of the cosmic drama with this funny astrology T-shirt, perfect for anyone who checks their chart before making a move. Whether you're dodging exes during Venus retrograde or triple-checking your transits before responding, this tee is a must-have for astrology lovers who take their celestial timing seriously.
🌙 Why You’ll Love It: ✔ Soft, comfy fit – Perfect for lounging while reading your horoscope. ✔ Great astrology gift – Ideal for zodiac lovers, star readers, and cosmic thinkers. ✔ Aesthetic celestial design – Features an astronaut chilling on the Moon while texting (or not).
